for every note this post gets i will kiss my girlfriend
every reblog will be me reminding her about how much i love her
my girlfriend’s reaction to 4 notes
please lets keep this going
YOU CANT STOP ME
homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay
People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.
Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis
The Alan Turing statue on my campus
always reblog :)
Friendly reminder the “drugs” they put Alan Turing on was synthetic estrogen, under the name Stilboestrol.
Show/book: humanises an asshole/villain character
Tumblr goblins without an ounce of understanding of realistic characters:
Imagine your OTP…
It’s Person 1’s birthday, and this will be the first day they can drink alcohol legally (this age depends on which country you are from). Person 2 is taking them out to get the biggest, greatest, most extravagant drink in town! Can Person 1 handle it?
Imagine your OTP…
Person 1: It’s Person 2’s birthday! I-I should wish them a happy birthday on Facebook. W-What should I say? Not something super cheesy, or they will know I like them!
……………………..
Person 1: “Happy Birthday you son of a bitch, now you’re one year closer to death. Hope you have a fucking horrible birthday”.
…..Perfect.
Imagine your OTP…
Your OTP is in kindergarten and it’s Person 1’s birthday, which means they have to go to the front of the class while the entire class sings Happy Birthday to them. However, Person 1 is scared to go up there alone, and the teacher volunteers Person 2 to stand up there with them and hold their hand so they won’t be scared anymore.
Imagine your OTP…
Person 1: …How many doughnuts have you had?
Person 2: Ten.
Person 1: Are you okay?
Person 2: Nah.
Imagine your OTP…
Meeting in Kindergarten after they were both sent to the principal’s office for fighting over one of those scented markers.
Do they have to hug and make up?
mochachild